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Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Nuts....No I'm just traumatized!
Anyone who has ever been lucky enough to have seen the inside of a single wide trailer knows they are basically a three dimensional rectangle consisting of a "Master Bedroom" at one end and what I like to call the "trailer runway" which all the other rooms sit on and then there is a bedroom at the other end. So if bedroom doors are open you have a view down the runway and can watch the happenings of each bedroom. However the makers of my single wide trailer designed what is called the "Child safety feature" whereas the master bedroom has an alcove to the left so that children in the other end of the trailer for the love of God never have to or never accidentally see their parents bed. However on this particular night I was sitting on my bed facing towards my open door..duh trying to see the t.v. past my bedtime hey its just not fair that Im not allowed to stay up til 10 so I can freaking watch Falcon Crest it had the greatest story plot for an 8 year old. Anyway so my dad just gets out of the shower and is walking down the runway to go to the utility room (mine you it had bar tavern swinging doors just like the old west) wearing a white towel around his waist. Im guessing he didnt see me trying to watch t.v. because as he turned the corner to pass the dinner table he dropped whatever piece of clothing he was carrying on the floor and bent over to pick it up when it happened. Oh Fuck Im traumatized he dropped his towel and I saw everything freaking everything! Oh my God I just saw Balls for the first time and they are my freaking dad's I say a little prayer hoping God would erase my memory well God tried...after my dad realized what had happened and continued down the runway my parents room he told mom what happened. Then it happened my Mom came stomping down the runway ready to pounce and said "MELISSA!, that did not happen you didn't see anything I was like oh yea I did dad dropped his....she stopped me and said "It did not you did not see that happen" Mind you wouldn't you think It would have been better for her to have said "keep that to yourself or Do we need to have the talk?" Cause I know someone's gonna have to explain what I had just seen for crying out loud the only information about male anatomy I know is what my stupid cousin told me and Im not sure if I saw a WEINER or a BALL?
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