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Monday, March 15, 2010

Always Wear Your Glasses When Shopping

Important Rule: Always wear your glasses when shopping its important

Back when my sister and I were young something like 5 and 8 years old. It was a hot summer day and Nanny was heading to the grocery store now Nanny is the family member that snuck us sugar because for some reason Mom demanded we live a sugar free lifestyle. Maybe that's why we packed on the weight after we moved out and about on our own. Anyways Nanny came back from the store and after putting the groceries away she walked out onto the porch where Amy, myself and my cousin Bear were impatiently waiting for whatever she bought us. Nanny had bought us some Popsicles it was hot and we couldn't wait to tear into them. As we were eating the Popsicles one of us said to the other "Do these taste right are these freezer burned?" So we told Nanny they just didn't taste right I even asked "are these dang thangs sugar free?" Nanny went back inside the house to check the expiration date on the box and then she noticed it. This box of Popsicles had the cutest little Puppy Mascot wearing a beanie and scarf on the front and the expiration date was just fine. Then as she showed the box to Papaw he said "they taste funny Bobby (his nickname for Nanny) cause the box says "Pupsicles!" They were Popsicles for Dogs. Nanny's only reply was "Give em here they shouldn't have put the damn things in the regular freezer section!" So that's why I always say wear your glasses when shopping its very very important especially when buying for your human grandchildren not your grandpuppies.

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