Amy & Da Brat

This is a picture of my sister Amy trying to make an already pissed off Misse da brat madder than she already is. One thing I know now as an adult is for God sakes Misse when you pout cross your freaking legs!

You really must also love my mothers choice in decor that couch I believe we had that blue one after we replaced the brown one that looked just like it who knows maybe it came with the trailer.

Sitting next to me is my Cabbage Patch kid doll my dad ordered its birth certificate from the company mines name was Melissa Ivy and had 1 tooth that was my parents way of being funny since I had dental issues and ha ha only 1 front tooth. My sisters doll was named Amy Dawn after herself and it had red hair not brown like hers in my head I used to joke that it was red-headed cause I thought of her as a red headed stepchild...LOL

Moving again....From  "Lazy Bee" trailer park, hitched up the trailer and parked this new "home" in the grandparents backyard finally a place to take the wheels off the house! The street is called Pocahontas Club and sits off a gravel street onto our own long dirt road surrounded by corn fields, a family graveyard, canal with a boat dock and the rest well swampy marsh land. It's a single wide trailer with a promise from dad that one day either my sister or myself would get our own bedroom built onto it....well we got a deck and an above ground swimming pool on the back but never got that separate bedroom. My sister and I were destined to be roomates and thus the sister competition begins.

Quickie Blog about a Miraclous Quickie

So I get home from work this morning and I fall asleep on the couch didnt even change into my pajamas. I wake up roll off the couch deciding I need to go buy batteries for my camera. The man I live with whom I like to call my "insignificant other" picks a fight about the remote control (how petty). I shake my head to make my hair look like I hadnt been laying face down on the couch for about 2 hours drooling on my leopard print pillow. I grab my keys start to head out the door and "insignificant" says "go ahead go see your boyfriend!". As I stand there at the door getting ready to fling open the screen door I take a deep breath and think to myself as Im walking to my car....How the hell does a woman get from the front door of the house to the Rite Aid across the street and manage to accidentally find a penis oops I mean MAN to boink and get back home in 15 minutes with a receipt. OH! wait I forgot it must have been that God damn Monster energy drink I chugged while walking back out of the store to my car!

Todays Movie Review

Backwoods starring Haylee Duff (Hillary Duff's sister) this is a movie about some computer techies that go on a paintballing expedition in the mountains. They accidentally enter an area where they meet a group of backwoods people they really didnt wanna run into. This movie should have been listed as a B movie cause it had some of that crazy Porno type acting minus the sexual contact...lol. This movie had its violent moments which is always good if you like horror and action films. I thought there just wasnt much of a plot and the bad guy wasnt much more scary than your average oversized redneck. The end left you believing they may actually attempt to make a sequel which maybe some real movie stars or Rob Zombie will vamp it up. I give this movie 2 out of 5 Cool Stars. If you're bored just chillin around the house and have nothing better to do check it out on Netflix hit me up with your comments and opinions about it who knows you may like it.

Todays Restaurant Review

Today my review is on Ruby Tuesday's at the Independence location.....Of course Im not going to complain about how much the lunch cost cause I used a buy 1 get 1 free coupon. I did a to go order and they had fast service. I had the surf and turf....never say you want your steak well done they burn it  that was my bad shoulda said medium rare the rest of the meal was good. I would definately go there again for lunch. Plus I noticed while I was in there waiting for my order that they have 5 dollar alcoholic beverages and if you order any drink order over 3 dollars in the afternoon you get a free slider which is awesome if you plan on drinking too many 5 dollars beverages it will soak up a little bit of the alcohol so you dont get a DUI on the way home.

Just a little tidbit of information I just receieved my sister said not to tell anything bad about her she wants me to edit my reality. She said she will make sure I have no blog followers I say Amy go ahead and start this war this little blog feud like the Jackson Family book feud, no one ever listened to LaToya.....LMAO!

New Beginings start on Saturdays

Good Morning everybody, Hey its me Misse B. just got home from work ate my meal some at 8 a.m. would call breakfast I call it dinner. So things were pretty chill at work tonight the same ol same ol behavior from the citizens on a cold Friday night a payday night. I worked on some ideas for my little "Ghetto Greeting Cards" I find them hi-lar-ious but hey thats just me. Today this is my first day at this blogging thing. I came up with the idea of instead of publishing a book about my crazy life (thanks to a small push from a friend at work Holla! M.M.) I would blog about my entire life from you know conception, although I like to pretend I was adopted not created out of some grotesque act performed by two humans I call my parents ewww gross all the way up to my present struggling to make a living and raising my family current life. So here I go just a small start to get ya interested. I was born in 1978 in the Kempsville area of Virginia Beach the house I lived in then now has a Farm Fresh sitting on top of it cause you guessed it my parents packed up the Chevette and instead of moving on up decided to move well move on down. Down south to the Virginia/North Carolina line to a small run down trailer park called "Lazy Bee". A lush little community with about 30 single wide trailers and a slide they labeled a neighborhood park, but can you really call a playground a park when you live in a trailer "PARK" Im not so sure. My trailer was positioned where the end with my bedroom was in North Carolina (Knotts Island) and the rest of the trailer was in Virginia Beach. So I guess you could say I alone was living the single life as a toddler in North Carolina while my parents shacked up in Virginia. My parents were high school sweethearts (and Im sure you know those statistics those marriages have a 50% survival rate) my mother Kathy met my dad Frank when he transferred from Cox High to Kellam High my mother the quiet shy country girl meets my trying to be in style white guy with an afro dad. My dad graduated in 1976 and my mom by then was well a beauty school drop out only she wasnt dancing with John Travolta they married and as I said before had me in 1978 my dad was a ditch digger for the City of Virginia Beach Public Works division. My mom well she was my mom and she babysat some other kids here and there I was young I only remember a boy named Toby and a girl named Stevie who the hell knows where they came from. Then my first ever devastating disaster of a blow to my life occurred my mother (or the woman I like to pretend adopted me) came home one day with a stray...some egg-headed crying annoyance they claimed belonged to them and her name was AMY!