The Dangers of Summer Attire

Back in the early 80's my Dad was outside in the yard preparing to cut the lawn which where our house was would take what seemed like hours. Anyway my Dad and his great sense of Summer Attire, he was wearing his brown OP cord shorts (Misse B. personal rule #987 all men's shorts must be at fingertips reach while arms are placed at your sides) and his stripped thin cotton polo shirt with a pair of brown flip-flops. Our lawn being out in the middle of the county inbetween cornfields had a lot of dandelions, buttercups and of course clover patches. My dad could be seen from the porch doing what looked like a freaking rain dance and no one could really understand what exactly he was screaming. Then after the rain dance stopped although I never saw any rain or rainclouds for that matter we figured out that while he was walking thru a clover patch a giant honeybee had became trapped in his flip-flop! Now some may find it concerning and would want to check on the welfare of their Dad but not in my family the LAUGHTER always happens first. And I regretfully have to inform you that the bee did not survive the Flip-flop rain dance but Dad's lawn mowing summer attire was not harmed in anyway during this incident. Now thats the buzz on the Dangers of Summer Attire.