Dude you are such an A-hole

Ever wonder what happens to your spouse after the "you are the greatest dude ever" wears off? What about after the alcohol use wears off and you sober up to notice that you have managed to get yourself married and you now have kids? Well my experience is "What the Fuck was I thinking". I believe I was meant to be that creepy old cat lady cause dude I woke up and realized I dont like people especially you guessed it the "insignificant other". I'm going to congress to attempt to start a bill banning all marriages on the fact that it will help with the HealthCare reform cause women like me would require little to no prescription medications to ease the suffering of making disastrous choices like marrying well an A-hole. All the single ladies think twice beware you may just end up with one yourself I say have a beer think it over buy a cat!