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Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Word

This is the definition of a condition that we all suffer from well unless you work for a library.

Stress: is defined as mental, emotional, or physical strain caused e.g. by anxiety or overwork. It may cause such symptoms as raised blood pressure or depression.

Misse's definition: lifes dose of bullshit, annoying people, mandatory overtime, disapearing paycheck, hyperactive children, family members you would like to shake from your tree, kids that say "buy me that", ex dumbasses wait I mean ex-husbands, oh and don't forget ex's new wish they were significant others, mothers any type of mothers, stepmothers, motherfuckers, bill collectors (I swear I mailed that check), car problems cause all you could afford was the truck that had been involved in a shoot-out yes the bullets hit the motor not just the side panels plus when you answered the car salesman when he asked "how's your credit?" whoops maybe I should'nt have said I was the victim of identity theft, last but not least having to spend your "stripper tips" on co-payments to the therapist and for your overpriced prescriptions cause the pharmacist at the Rite Aid says your insurance doesn't cover Xanex and you're gonna have to settle for some brand that is spelled using all of the letters in the alphabet.

Solution: drink more alcohol, follow your doctors medication recommedations and try I said try not to mix the two.

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