Censorship is the act of changing or suppressing speech or writing that is considered subversive of the common good.
Liberty to express opinions and ideas without hinderance and especially without the fear of punishment.
Now you may be wondering why I'm discussing these very important historical facts well it's because I've been censored. I am not allowed to express myself, draw cartoons, say what I want to say, and apparently I'm not allowed to just fucking be me!
What next will the bible be blacklisted from the office will your religious rights be banned because someone is afraid to see or read the gospels of Jesus Christ. Should or will someone remove the religious pamplets from my desk because I don't want a solicitation for salvation. Should I not be able to get pissed and say Jesus Fucking Christ do you know his middle name God only knows.
Can't people just chose not to read what already has a "Warning Label" at the top of the page, can't people just take the stick out of their ass long enough to ignore the paper that they don't wanna read. My God don't try to relax or read something funny OH FUCKING WAIT (parton my offensive french) here's a definition you may need to be aware of, Uptight: being tense, nervous or uneasy angry indignant, rigidly conventional (Misse's definition people who suck the life out of me)
How about your old lady magazine More, that discusses and quote "Cougars and MILF's", Wait I saw a bellybutton, Hormone therapy (just because your'e sweating doesn't mean you need to sweat me) and for God's sake those Poise pad ads do I need to know you require a mattress because if you sneeze you will pee. Wait in the Animal Magazine it talks about breeding and I saw oh no! a story about beaver dams (coochies and the curse word dam don't count). How about North American Fishing...boring but does discuss the art of hooking up and contains Viagra ads to help with that hooking up problem. Us magazine shows clevage, camel toe and G-S Christ Mom jeans. Even the Running magazine shows a man without his shirt and short shorts and article on page 83 titled Wild Things Knead and squeeze is this a new handjob technique. Don't forget ladies your Redbook magazine has pictures of bras, wait theirs a pic of Ellen if you are scared of alternative lifestyles and hey don't forget Julia Louis Dreyfus likes it hot says one writer and who needed their sex questions answered chocolate, whipped cream whose making a sundae. I also saw an ad for a Trojan Vibrating Personal Massager 19.99 (if that's worth 19.99 holla at me if ya think so)
When I was 8 years old I invented my own form of sign language sitting at my dinner table and not so happy with my mom's conversation I decided to show her a sign I'd like to share with all the haters tonight it's called "the Unicorn" hold your hand up and stick up your middle finger turn to the left doesn't that look like a unicorn well there ya go. There are 2 things I believe in Not being Censored and the Majestic UNICORN hows that for offensive.
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