I love the movie Training Day it will turn.....er....your life around. I love this movie cause Denzel was a bad ass cop and boy did he know how to have fun training. This is is my rookies training day evaluation.
Name: D.B. Rookie
Trainer: Mizdameanor B.
General Appearance: I got dressed today didn't I?
Attitude towards Career: Where's my paycheck? No really where is my paycheck?
Attention to duty: Huh? What hey look theres a chicken!
Decision making ability: Apparently none I filled out an application for this place!
Mental Status: Before or after you started training me?
Radio Ear: 10-4
Ability to talk, eat and wipe my own ass not in that specific order: check
Things to work on: red marker and want ads
I'm so weak right now!
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