Entrance Songs

I wrote these so please don't steal em and call them your own I'm the freaking creative one.

These are pieces of songs that pop into your mind when you are entering a room or involved in certain situations.

Firefighter entering a burning mattress factory: "the beds are burning" (Midnight Oil)

Traffic cop walking up to a car window with a driver asking "How'd you know how fast I was driving?" answer "...on the radar baby" (Britney Spears)

911 dispatcher exiting the office: "911 is a joke in this town..."

Village person telling a grouchy fat lady where to go during an argument: "YMCA"

Stressed out prositute to the John laying on a "vibrating bed" at the Motel 6: "Let it bump" (Missy Elliott)

Therapist entering his office to a waiting juvenile ADHD patient: "Momma said Knock you out!" (LL Cool J)

Co-worker called to the office by a supervisor again: "here I go again on my own"

Ex wife to Ex husband (a.k.a) jackass: "I fucking hate you" (Three days Grace)

Intoxicated driver answering a cop who asks "How much have you had to drink tonight sir?": "1 bourbon...."

High school student before the court explaining his excuse for having an affair with his teacher: "I'm hot for teacher"

Repeat Offenders excuse to the judge: "Oops I did it again" (Britney Spears)

Disgruntled employee to her bitchy supervisor: "take this job and shove it"

Priest to a catholic choir boy: "when I think about you I touch myself" (straight to hell I go)

Baby daddy explaining who did the damage to his Honda Civic: "Baby Mama..."

Robbery suspect #1 to Running Robbery suspect #2: "Drop it like its hot"

Sex addict to his therapist when he asks "where is the last place you had sex think back?": " I once got busy in a burger king bathroom" (Digital Underground)

Cheating boyfriend to his suspicious girlfriend who asks "who you been fucking?" "Only you...." (Biz Markie)

911 dispatcher to the winded expectant father to his wife about to give birth at the house: "Just breathe..." (Faith Hill)

Really horny dude to the stripper: "baby let me shake your peaches"

Desperate chick bee-lining it to thru the crowded club to get to the dude ordering "Top Shelf" liquor at the bar: "move bitch get out the way"

Stoned dead head to the dude saying "who ate my cheetos?": "Puff the Magic Dragon..."

My reply to " What the hell is wrong with her?": Insane in the membrane"  (Cypress Hill)

Mom washing her teenage sons sheets: "these dreams are made of?"

Sperm that makes it to the egg: "We are the champions"

Picky male inmate explaining his ideal "Cell Mate": "I like big butts..."

Excuse for Britney Spears traffic accidents: "Poparatizi" (Lady Gaga)

Forgetful Elderly patient to his nurse: "Remember when?"

Man after his vascetomy to his wife who asks "can I get you anything dear?": Ice Ice Baby..." (Vanilla Ice)

Impatient John at the grand opening of his neighborhood whorehouse: "you don't have to turn on the red light"

Plastic surgeon to lady denied a boob job for her saggy boobies: "you got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em"

Chocolatier returning to his candy shop after leaving his employee who decides to have sex while he is out: " I smell sex and candy" (Marcy's Playground)

Just to give a few examples LMAO!