Not So Rosy at Roses

Anyone who had parents on a budget or just parents with bad taste they probably shopped at Roses they were famous for BoBo shoes and clothes that cost 4 bucks a piece for a reason. On this particular day at the Roses my whole family was drug out for the usual shopping outing it must of been payday. I wanted a pair of fake oakley's these ones were bright green and purple and I knew that I could probably get away with forging a Oakley logo on them to make the kids at school think I could afford them since everyone was rocking them and I wanted them badly! I begged my Mom for these sunglasses that mind you only cost 7 dollars. I of course told her that I would pay her back when I got home and she called my bluff knowing damn well I didn't have 7 dollars and so she said after giving me a lecture about always leaving my "pretend money" at home that I would have to pay her back with interest which really didn't bother me I would have probably just stolen the money to pay her back right out of her purse anyway hey I didn't have a job at 11 years old and I surely wasn't gonna stand in the unemployement line. So she shot me down after 30 mins of begging so I went out to the bench infront of the store anyone sensing a theme of where I ended up everytime I was allowed out in the public? So I'm pouting on the bench outside and my sister was told to go sit with me while my Mom checked out. My sister sat there annoying the shit out of me so I popped her one right in the back of the head. When I did this my stupid sister thinking she was funny decided to yell out, "Mom why do you always have to beat me" in a pathetic voice. Now I was pretty tall for an 11 year old but I surely didn't think I would pass for an adult much less a mother of an 8 year old. This lady pushing her cart out of the store with her little kid in the cart she yelled at me and said "You should be ashamed of yourself, I'm good mind to call CPS on you hitting your youngin' like that" I just sat there and waited for this scarey busy body to push her cart out to her Ghetto bus of a Van. Then I punched the shit out of my sister and said "I'll show you a beating you little brat". So when you are in "low class" stores beware of beating your children before you make it to the car where you can't be seen because I guarantee you that some Fat Lady that escapes her trailer park will judge you on your parenting skills even if you are 11 years old because apparently pre-teen pregnancy is possible and you aren't allowed to beat your kids for acting a fool!