It's Easter....feeling sorta religious

                                                       "Misses 10 Commandments"
                                                         (For Office Use Only)

1.) Thou Shall not say anything out loud you do not want repeated. (See Commandment #9)

2.) Thou Shall not carry a communication device in the communication center (i.e. cellphone).

3.) Thou Shall not yell Ma'am! Ma'am! unless someone is backing over you with her car in the parking lot.

4.) Thou Shall not talk so quietly that an eavesdropper (such as myself) can not hear you.(Ref back to Commandment #1)

5.) Thou Shall never answer a supervisor when she/he asks "Do you have something to tell me?"      quickly. (Think First)

6.) Thou Shall not yell at your callers so that the whole room knows there is an illegally parked vehicle in the cul-de-sac.

7.) Thou Shall not snitch on another co-worker unless you would like to be voted off the island...immediately!

8.) Thou Shall never mistake a lazy I mean "seasoned" employee for a rookie.

9.) Thou Shall never say "Crazy Bitch" in the office since all work with be at a standstill due to just about every co-worker looking around searching for their name caller.

10.) Thou Shall never take anything so damn seriously...well except what you actually get paid to do....your job!