Church Actresses Puppets Same Difference

This is another church function that I was volunteered forcefully to participate in just because if my sister had to participate well that means I had to go along for the ride weather I liked it or not. Apparently my family doesn't give a damn whether or not I have severe stage fright. This is a picture of a Christmas play we were in back in 1986. If you would direct your eyes to the back row the girl in pink also in hiding is me. Yes the one with the flower in here hair hello I believe Nici Nash stole my style geez did Mom like to play dress up with me or something. My sister is the show off in the front row with the lovely red skirt pulled up to her boobies just about and the Mary Janes with knee socks fashionable combo there am I right? Notice she also has a flower in her hair biting off my style again!

Today I'm actually going to tell you about the play at church I will forever refer to as the "Puppet Master" play. By now you may have noticed a theme where I didn't wish to participate in these functions and my sister on the other hand died to be in the midst of stardom. I honestly believe if they would have let her preach to the church she would have! So we had a play where the theme was sorta the breaking news of Christs resurrection. Jim Kincaid ( I just totally showed my age there) was a guest star where he was on video doing the intro for a newscast where he turned the news story over to my sister the "News reporter".  I was designated to be an ANGEL someone must of thought that was funny I'm so lucky I didn't recieve 3rd degree burns when that costume was put against my demon skin. Anyways so I had to stand up above the stage on a wooden plank carefully balanced over the baptism pool tub whatever you call it...I had one line to say one stinking little line that I attempted to memorize for a week agonizing over screwing that up. My sister however had probably every line in the play. So after my sister does her lines it's my part they point the spot light on me when it's time for me to say my one line here's my chance here I go. I open my mouth to say the words when I apparently had an out of body experience not to mention another Amy induced embarrassment. My control wannabe be movie star freak sister said my line as I lip sync'd my line as she spoke. Do you think the church didn't notice that I was talking like a puppet with my sister controlling me like a dummy. Well of course they all noticed how freakin cute is my sister? All I needed was a monicle and a freakin top hat shove a hand up my ass and I'm apparently your dummy.